My response to an email requesting money for 'Movember', from someone I haven't seen or spoken to in years
Feel free to use it.
Hi [person], hope you are well.
Thanks for getting in touch out of the blue to ask for money, this is my favourite way for people to contact me :)
I regret to inform you that I won't be donating to the prostate cancer charity. My reasons for this are manifold, but the main ones would have to be that I consider other causes more worthy than cancer charities (cancer treatments are worth big bucks to pharmaceutical companies, so research is already very well funded); prostate cancer, amongst cancers, is relatively benign (excuse the pun), killing relatively fewer people and at a later age than, for example, breast cancer; I prefer to choose to support charities based on other factors before considering well-organised PR exercises like Movember, as great an idea as it is.
Instead can I urge you to consider keeping the moustache? It looks great. Makes you look trustworthy.
Seriously though, I'm starting to feel guilty so I'll make a donation to MacMillan instead, they support carers and families instead of drug companies. Sorry you won't get any credit but I'm sure that's not why you're doing this :)
All the best,
Mark
